Tundras live: Agree to disagree (a lesson in civility)

Looks better without excess chrome IMO. A little bit is ok, but even the wheels on this one are a bit much for me.

 

Man, I missed a lot today…

 

Yup. @LarryDangerfield was giving lap dances in a furry suit. He was a "service" animal.

 

What do the pups think of it?

 

So he’s a furry huh…

I actually tried to reply a few times but was in a cell dead zone.

Think the cell providers throttled down 4G to make 5G look better. It’s all garbage unless you can physically hump a cell tower.

 

Is that a 1971 Nova?

 

I have no idea. I googled a color matched 1st gen and that pic showed up. It's actually from somewhere on the forum though.

 

https://www.tundras.com/threads/res...r-former-glory-build-help.87760/#post-2207847

 

Yup, that's the one!

 

You need to install a 'target' yard gnome wherever you actually want them to me; pee on it yourself first (not pee on yourself), plant it where you want them to go, then watch the magic happen... the gnome can be whatever you'd like... I'd suggest a tesla tire and wheel

 

My mom always wanted me to pee in a certain part of her yard so her dogs would go there instead of other places. It works

 

Some people laugh, but nature is nature, right????

 

Neighbor dog still pisses on my tires. It's a good thing he's a sweet dog, or I'd be more upset about it. Little turd knows I don't want him to pee on my truck or my motorcycle. I'll see him go near them and tell him "Hey! Don't pee on that! You go pee on the trailer tires." He'll sass and bark the whole time he's going over and then he pees on the trailer, and I'll praise him for it.

 

@easleycrawler you're a fan of VW Bugs, are you not?

 

I am. But not that one, old ones only.

 

My cousin had a issue with a neighbors dog shitting in his yard, so he learned a trick, pour bacon grease all over the turd from previous day, the dog would come back and eat the bacon turd, then go throw up bacon shit in the owners house…… it stopped pretty quickly after the bacon grease trick

 

I think it would be worse if they did that to an old one. Sacrilegious even.

 

Oh. That's absolutely diabolical and I love it. LOL


He doesn't poop in my yard. I caught him mid turd once, and scared him so bad that he fell over and tripped all over himself scrambling out of my yard. He only comes over to say hi and occasionally pees on something.

 

Next time he's peeing on your tires, just calmly walk over there and start peeing on him; he'll get the message

 

He knows he's not supposed to, so he won't do it if he knows I'm anywhere close by.

 

Well, the next option is next time the dog pees on your tires, calmly walk over to the neighbors house and pee on their tires...

or, you could just suck it up buttercup

 

Or I tell the dog no, and he gets it, and seldom does it.

 

Dog (who is not capable of cognitive thinking)... "Wow, G-EZ really hates it when I pee on his tires; he's not watching; I think I'm going to do it..."

Dog (what's really happening in his brain)... "gotta mark; gotta mark; gotta mark... (avoidance, avoidance).... eh, fuck it; my subconscious impulse to perform a territorial behavior has overridden my 'avoidance' (G-EZ's attempts to condition said dog from not doing it), and he pees all over your shit...

 

Agree to disagree on the intelligence of the dog.

 

...and of humans

 

Nope. People are pretty dumb. Just smart enough to get arrogant and think they know way more than they do. In that aspect, dogs are way smarter than people.